Shake Up Your Night with These Penis/Dick-Themed Cocktails
Get ready to break the ice and raise some eyebrows with our audacious collection of Penis Dick Themed Cocktails. Perfect for bachelorette parties, adult-themed events, or simply for those who appreciate a bold and cheeky drinking experience, these cocktails promise to be the life of the party!
Sometimes, all it takes to shake up an ordinary night is a cocktail with an extraordinary name. These Penis Dick Themed Cocktails are crafted to entertain, spark conversations, and add a naughty flair to your evening.
Hot Nuts
Indulge in the Hot Nuts Cocktail, a warm blend of almond and hazelnut liqueurs with hot chocolate and a hint of cherry brandy. Perfect for a cozy treat!
Dead Man Walking
Try the Dead Man Walking Shot for a daring mix of herbal liqueur and cinnamon schnapps. Perfect for a quick, bold drink that packs a punch!
Chilly Willy
Beat the heat with the Chilly Willy cocktail. A tropical mix of melon liqueur, coconut rum, and peach schnapps with orange and pineapple juices.
Cock Sucking Cowboy Shot
Try the Cocksucking Cowboy Shot, a smooth blend of butterscotch schnapps and Irish cream. Known as the Buttery Nipple Shot in other parts of the world, it's a sweet and tasty treat.
Blow Job Shot 4
Learn how to make the Blow Job Shot, a fun and indulgent layered shot with Irish cream, coffee liqueur, and a whipped cream topping.
Jam Donut Shot
Indulge in the Jam Donut Shot! A layered mix of raspberry liqueur and Irish cream, with a sugar-coated rim for a sweet and fruity treat.
Dirty Banana Cocktail
Enjoy the Dirty Banana cocktail, a tropical blend of aged rum, banana, coffee liqueur, and creamy half-and-half. Perfect for a poolside treat!
PayDay Shot
Enjoy the PayDay Shot, a sweet and nutty blend of butterscotch schnapps and hazelnut liqueur. Perfect for candy bar lovers and a delightful treat.
Enzoni Cocktail
Mix up an Enzoni Cocktail for a delightful blend of Negroni and Gin Sour flavors. This unique drink combines gin, Campari, lemon juice, and muddled grapes.
Water Moccasin Shot
Discover the Water Moccasin Shot recipe! This exciting drink combines peach schnapps, Canadian whisky, triple sec, sweet and sour mix, and pineapple juice for a bold, fruity taste.
Jolly Rancher
Discover the Jolly Rancher Cocktail, a deliciously sweet and fruity drink combining melon liqueur, blueberry schnapps, and grenadine. Perfect for any party!
The Boy Wonder Cocktail
Mix up The Boy Wonder Cocktail, a delightful blend of orange juice, champagne, tequila, and grenadine for a festive and refreshing treat.
Rusty Nail Cocktail
Indulge in the Rusty Nail Cocktail, a timeless blend of smoky Scotch and sweet Drambuie. Perfect for a cozy night in or a classy gathering!
Brass Balls
Enjoy the Brass Balls Shot, a bold mix of orange liqueur, peach schnapps, and apple juice. Perfect for a fruity and invigorating kick!
Cum in a Tub
Try the Cum in a Tub Shot, a bold mix of vodka and sour apple schnapps with a hint of milk. Perfect for adventurous drinkers!
Cowboy Cocksucker
Enjoy the Cowboy Cocksucker Shot, a smooth blend of butterscotch schnapps and Irish cream. Perfect for a sweet and tasty treat.
Lube Job
Enjoy the Lube Job Shot, a smooth blend of vodka and Irish cream. Perfect for a quick and creamy indulgence!
Suck Bang and Blow
Experience the Suck Bang and Blow Cocktail, a bold mix of vodka, peppermint liqueur, cinnamon schnapps, herbal liqueur, gold tequila, tropical-fruit liqueur, and more. Perfect for a strong and flavorful drink.
Heaven in Your Mouth
Experience Heaven in Your Mouth with this tropical blend of coconut rum and fruit punch. Perfect for a refreshing and delightful treat!
Suck Bang and Blow
Experience the thrill of the Suck Bang and Blow cocktail. This high-proof, vibrant drink is perfect for adventurous party-goers.
Dickheads Delight
Savor the Dickheads Delight Cocktail, a creamy blend of rum, chocolate milk, and coffee liqueur topped with whipped cream and cinnamon. Perfect for a sweet indulgence!
Suck Bang and Blow
Spice up your party with the Suck Bang and Blow cocktail. This bold mix of vodka, tequila, schnapps, and more is perfect for adventurous drinkers.
Boize Kumm
Try the Boize Kumm Shot, a creamy blend of Irish cream and banana liqueur topped with whipped cream. Perfect for a smooth and fruity treat!
The Cum Shot
Try The Cum Shot, a fun and fruity blend of vodka and peach schnapps with a kumquat twist. Perfect for a playful and refreshing experience!
Cowboy Cocksucker 2
Try the Cowboy Cocksucker 2 Shot, a sweet and creamy mix of butterscotch schnapps, Irish cream, and peach liqueur. Perfect for a delightful treat!
Boye Sparkle
Savor the Boye Sparkle Cocktail, a bubbly blend of champagne, strawberry liqueur, and mango juice. Perfect for a fruity and refreshing treat!
Cum In A Hot Tub
Try the Cum in a Hot Tub Cocktail, a bold mix of vodka, white rum, and Irish cream. Perfect for a unique and creamy drink experience!
Cum in a Blender
Indulge in the Cum in a Blender Cocktail, a creamy blend of white chocolate liqueur, coffee liqueur, whiskey, milk, cola, and banana. Perfect for a luxurious treat!
Dick in the Dirt
Experience the bold and fruity Dick in the Dirt Cocktail, a dynamic mix of peach schnapps, rum, whisky, and fruit juices. Perfect for a lively night!
Banana Colada
Savor the Banana Colada Cocktail, a tropical blend of gold rum, apple juice, and coconut cream with fresh banana. Perfect for a creamy and refreshing treat!
Caramel Nut
Indulge in the Caramel Nut Cocktail, a creamy blend of creme de cacao, caramel liqueur, and ice cream. Perfect for a rich and decadent treat!
Cocobanana
Indulge in the Cocobanana Cocktail, a creamy blend of white rum, banana liqueur, coconut rum, and coconut cream. Perfect for a tropical and refreshing treat!
Creamy Screwdriver
Enjoy the Creamy Screwdriver, a smooth blend of vodka, orange juice, and a touch of creaminess from an egg. A citrusy and refreshing twist on the classic cocktail!
Brain Blender
Dive into the Brain Blender Cocktail, a tropical mix of peach liqueur, rum, brandy, and exotic juices. Perfect for a vibrant and fruity experience!
Banana Popsicle
Enjoy the Banana Popsicle Cocktail, a fruity blend of vanilla vodka, banana liqueur, orange juice, and apple juice. Perfect for a refreshing treat!
Banana Italiano
Indulge in the creamy and exotic Banana Italiano Cocktail, a delightful blend of herbal liqueur, creme de bananes, and half-and-half. Perfect for any occasion!
Banana Sandwich
Enjoy the Banana Sandwich Cocktail, a creamy blend of coffee liqueur, creme de bananes, and rum cream liqueur. Perfect for a sweet and indulgent treat!
Absolut Nut
Try the Absolut Nut Shot, a smooth blend of vodka and hazelnut liqueur. Perfect for a quick and nutty indulgence!
Chocolate Banana
Savor the Chocolate Banana Cocktail, a creamy blend of creme de bananes, creme de cacao, and milk. Perfect for a sweet and indulgent treat!
Coconut Cream Pie
Indulge in the Coconut Cream Pie Cocktail, a smooth blend of vanilla schnapps, coconut rum, and cream. Perfect for a luscious and creamy delight!
Nuts `n Berries
Try the Nuts 'n Berries Shot, a bold mix of lemon vodka, hazelnut liqueur, and cranberry juice. Perfect for a fruity and invigorating treat!
White Man
Enjoy the White Man Cocktail, a smooth blend of bourbon whiskey and vanilla cola. Perfect for a refreshing and flavorful drink!
White Romanian
Indulge in the White Romanian Cocktail, a creamy blend of vodka, coffee liqueur, banana liqueur, and milk. Perfect for a smooth and exotic treat!
Purple Fuck
Experience the Purple Fuck Shot, a unique blend of sambuca and tequila that transitions from sweet to bold. Perfect for adventurous drinkers!
Dirty Mexican
Try the Dirty Mexican Shot, a bold mix of tequila and a surprising twist with mayonnaise. Perfect for adventurous drinkers!
Headless Horseman
Enjoy the Headless Horseman Cocktail, a spicy mix of vodka, bitters, and ginger ale with a hint of orange. Perfect for a refreshing and invigorating drink!
Cum Scorcher
Try the Cum Scorcher Shot, a bold blend of butterscotch schnapps, vodka, coffee liqueur, and Irish cream. Perfect for a sweet and daring shot!
Purple Helmeted Warrior 2
Indulge in the tangy raspberry vodka delight of the Purple Helmeted Warrior 2 Cocktail. A refreshing mix of raspberry liqueur, vodka, sours, and lemonade for a zesty treat!
Burning Cherry
Try the Burning Cherry Shot, a bold mix of Tennessee whiskey, bourbon, and grenadine. Perfect for a fiery and invigorating treat!
Nuts `n Holly
Indulge in the Nuts 'N Holly Shot, a rich blend of Scotch whiskey, Irish cream, hazelnut, and almond liqueurs. Perfect for a festive and flavorful treat!
Red Nuts
Experience the Red Nuts Shot, a spicy and nutty blend of cinnamon schnapps, almond liqueur, and hazelnut liqueur. Perfect for a bold and flavorful treat!
Tully`s Nuts and Berries
Enjoy Tully's Nuts and Berries Shot, a creamy blend of almond liqueur, raspberry liqueur, and milk. Perfect for a sweet and indulgent treat!
Ask The Barman
Try the Ask the Barman Shot, a vibrant and layered mix of melon liqueur, grenadine, blue curacao, almond liqueur, and Irish cream. Perfect for a colorful and fun treat!
Blowjob
Enjoy the creamy and fun Blowjob shot recipe with licorice liqueur and Irish cream for a delightful and playful drink experience.
Elephant Man
Try the Elephant Man Shot, a bold mix of bourbon, tequila, and OP rum. Ignite for a fiery and adventurous experience perfect for thrill-seekers!
Will Willy Wander
Experience the Will Willy Wander Shot, a fruity blend of peach liqueur, exotic-fruit liqueur, and vodka with a touch of almond liqueur and sours. Perfect for a bold and refreshing treat!
Fruit Chew
Enjoy the Fruit Chew Shot, a sweet and energizing mix of melon vodka, grape schnapps, and banana liqueur with a splash of energy soda. Perfect for a fun night!
Deez Nutz
Try the Deez Nutz Shot, a fruity blend of exotic-fruit liqueur, banana schnapps, and watermelon schnapps with a splash of apple juice. Perfect for a fun and refreshing treat!
Dick Tracy
Enjoy the Dick Tracy Shot, a bold mix of bourbon whiskey and mango rum. Perfect for a vibrant and refreshing treat!
Dumbfuck
Try the Dumbfuck Shot, a bold mix of cinnamon schnapps and whiskey. Perfect for a fiery and adventurous treat!
Grumpy Old Man
Experience the bold flavors of the Grumpy Old Man Cocktail. This easy-to-make drink combines bourbon, lime juice, and ginger ale for a refreshing and robust taste.
Screwed Banana
Try the Screwed Banana Cocktail, a fruity blend of banana liqueur, peach schnapps, and orange juice. Perfect for a refreshing and delightful drink!
Slippery Dick
Indulge in the Slippery Dick Cocktail, a creamy blend of butterscotch schnapps, Irish cream, and half-and-half. Perfect for a rich and indulgent treat!
Purple Helmeted Warrior
Dive into the bold fruity fusion delight of the Purple Helmeted Warrior Cocktail. A vibrant mix of blue curaçao, peach liqueur, peach schnapps, white rum, and a splash of grenadine for a colorful treat!
Tomboy
Sip on the refreshing Tomboy cocktail, a perfect blend of bitter beer and tomato juice for a unique, invigorating taste. Easy to make and delicious to drink!
Nutdriver
Enjoy the Nutdriver Cocktail, a refreshing blend of hazelnut liqueur, vodka, and orange juice. Perfect for a nutty and invigorating treat!
Pussy Popper
Try the Pussy Popper Cocktail, a fruity blend of vodka, triple sec, cranberry juice, grenadine, and orange juice. Perfect for a refreshing and vibrant drink.
The Big Johnson
Experience The Big Johnson, a bold punch combining vodka, bourbon, lemonade, lime juice, and grenadine. A strong and refreshing drink perfect for lively gatherings!
Melty Snowman
Indulge in the Melty Snowman Cocktail, a creamy blend of Irish cream, pepper soda, and milk. Perfect for a drink that tastes just like melted ice cream!
Long Tall Cowboy
Savor the Long Tall Cowboy Cocktail, a smooth blend of butterscotch schnapps, Irish cream, and milk. Perfect for a creamy and indulgent treat!
Invisible Man
Try the Invisible Man Cocktail, a bold blend of gin, brandy, and triple sec with a splash of ginger ale and orange juice. Perfect for a refreshing and invigorating treat!
Grumpier Old Man
Enjoy the Grumpier Old Man Cocktail, a bold blend of bourbon whiskey, lime juice, and sour mix. Perfect for a refreshing and invigorating drink!
The Teddy Toolman
Enjoy The Teddy Toolman Cocktail, a fun blend of vodka, orange juice, and gummi bears. Perfect for a playful and refreshing drink!
Skittle
Enjoy the Skittle Cocktail, a fun mix of vodka, banana liqueur, and Kool-Aid. Perfect for a vibrant and fruity treat that tastes just like your favorite candy!
Big Johnson
Experience the Big Johnson Cocktail, a robust blend of vodka, bourbon, and lemonade, with a splash of lime and grenadine for a bold and refreshing drink.
Cowboy Cocktail
Savor the Cowboy Cocktail, a smooth blend of Scotch whiskey and light cream. Perfect for a rich and indulgent treat!
The Angry German
Try The Angry German Shot, a bold mix of almond liqueur, blackberry schnapps, and herbal liqueur with a dash of salt and lime juice. Perfect for a fiery and invigorating treat!
Jim`s Nuts
Enjoy Jim's Nuts Cocktail, a bold blend of bourbon whiskey and almond liqueur. Perfect for a rich and nutty treat!
Playboy Bunny
Indulge in the Playboy Bunny Cocktail, a fruity blend of vodka, margarita mix, lemonade, cranberry juice, and orange juice. Perfect for a vibrant and refreshing treat!
Honey Nuts
Indulge in the Honey Nuts Cocktail, a sweet blend of advocaat, coffee liqueur, hazelnut liqueur, and honey. Perfect for a rich and nutty treat!
Crazy Caribbean Gentleman
Savor the Crazy Caribbean Gentleman Cocktail, a bold mix of OP rum, hazelnut liqueur, and sours. Perfect for a tropical and refreshing treat!
Purple Pecker Spit
Enjoy the Purple Pecker Spit Cocktail, a fruity mix of vodka, peach schnapps, and grape juice. Perfect for a vibrant and refreshing treat!
Fuck Me Like An Animal
Indulge in the Fuck Me Like an Animal Cocktail, a bold blend of brandy, Irish cream, banana liqueur, and butterscotch liqueur. Perfect for a decadent treat!
Nutty Bitch
Indulge in the Nutty Bitch Cocktail, a creamy blend of vodka, coffee liqueur, peppermint schnapps, Irish cream, and hazelnut liqueur. Perfect for a nutty treat!
Fuck Me Over Again
Experience the Fuck Me Over Again Cocktail, a bold mix of triple sec, white rum, gold tequila, orange juice, and ginger ale. Perfect for a refreshing and invigorating treat!
Screaming Banana Banshee
Experience the creamy, tropical flavors of the Screaming Banana Banshee. This delightful mix of banana liqueur, vodka, and white crème de cacao is a must-try.
Nutcracker
Savor the Nutcracker Cocktail, a creamy blend of vodka, Irish cream, almond liqueur, hazelnut liqueur, and ice cream. Perfect for a rich and indulgent treat!
King Willy
Enjoy the King Willy Cocktail, a refreshing blend of melon liqueur, green curacao, and lemonade with a splash of grenadine. Perfect for a vibrant and delightful treat!
Nut Twister
Try the Nut Twister Cocktail, a tropical blend of coconut rum, banana liqueur, and orange juice. Perfect for a refreshing and fruity treat!
Nut Buster
Enjoy the Nut Buster Cocktail, a refreshing blend of coconut rum and vanilla cola. Perfect for a tropical and easy-to-make drink!
Bleu Balls
Boost your energy with the Bleu Balls Cocktail, a vibrant mix of brandy, tropical fruit liqueur, and energy soda for a bold and invigorating drink.
Blow Job 3
Enjoy the fun and creamy Blow Job 3 shot! This easy-to-make party favorite blends bourbon whiskey, Irish cream, and whipped cream for a delightful treat.
Blow Job Revenge
Experience the Blow Job Revenge Shot, a bold mix of Irish cream and lime juice for a surprising twist. Perfect for an adventurous and memorable drink.
Blow Job 5
Enjoy the fun and creamy Blow Job 5 Shot! With layers of banana liqueur, Irish cream, and cream, it's a delightful treat for any party.
Bulge in my Pants
Enjoy the Bulge in My Pants Cocktail, a fruity blend of strawberry vodka, banana schnapps, and cranberry juice. Perfect for a bold and refreshing treat!
Butt Pirate
Enjoy the Butt Pirate Shot, a bold mix of spiced rum and butterscotch liqueur. Perfect for a sweet and adventurous treat!
Bust Your Black Nut
Enjoy the Bust Your Black Nut Cocktail, a refreshing blend of citrus soda, lemon-lime soda, and coconut rum. Perfect for a tropical and invigorating treat!
Busted Nut
Enjoy the Busted Nut Cocktail, a delightful mix of vodka, almond liqueur, and lemonade for a refreshing and nutty twist.
Chop Nut
Enjoy the Chop Nut Cocktail, a tropical blend of white rum, coconut rum, creme de cacao, and hazelnut liqueur with a splash of orange juice. Perfect for a refreshing treat!
Irish Pecker
Try the Irish Pecker Shot, a bold mix of Irish whiskey and lime juice. Perfect for a zesty and invigorating treat!
Blue Nut
Experience the Blue Nut Shot, a tropical blend of coconut rum, blue curacao, and apple juice. Perfect for a refreshing and vibrant treat!
Banana Daiquiri
Indulge in the Banana Daiquiri, a creamy blend of white rum, triple sec, banana, and lime juice. Perfect for a refreshing and tropical treat!
Hummer
Indulge in the Hummer Cocktail, a creamy blend of coffee liqueur, white rum, and ice cream. Perfect for a luxurious and refreshing treat!
Naughty Boy
Get a kick with the Naughty Boy Shot. This bold mix of herbal liqueur, orange juice, and energy soda will keep the party going strong.
Creamy Nuts
Indulge in the Creamy Nuts Shot, a sweet blend of Irish cream, coconut rum, and chocolate hazelnut liqueur topped with half-and-half. Perfect for dessert!
Cock `n Balls
Enjoy the Cock 'N Balls Cocktail, a fruity blend of raspberry soda, apple vodka, and watermelon vodka. Perfect for a refreshing and lively drink!
Dirty Banana 2
Savor the Dirty Banana 2 Cocktail, a creamy blend of Irish cream, banana rum, and cream. Perfect for a tropical and indulgent experience!
Green Weenie
Try the Green Weenie Cocktail, a refreshing blend of lager beer and margarita mix. Perfect for a zesty and invigorating treat!
Banana Jabs
Try the Banana Jabs Cocktail, a tropical blend of banana liqueur, coconut rum, and citrus soda. Perfect for a refreshing and zesty treat!
Banana Cream
Indulge in the Banana Cream Cocktail, a rich blend of creme de cacao, banana liqueur, Irish cream, and milk. Perfect for a creamy and decadent treat!
Hot Dick
Indulge in the Hot Dick Coffee, a creamy blend of Irish cream, orange liqueur, and hot coffee topped with whipped cream and chocolate. Perfect for a cozy treat!
Italian Nut
Enjoy the Italian Nut Cocktail, a tropical and nutty blend of coconut rum, almond liqueur, and orange juice with a splash of grenadine. Perfect for any occasion!
Midnight Cowboy
Indulge in the Midnight Cowboy Cocktail, a bold blend of bourbon whiskey, dark rum, and cream. Perfect for a rich and creamy treat!
Virgin Sex On The Beach
Enjoy the tropical flavors of the Virgin Sex on the Beach. This non-alcoholic cocktail blends orange juice, cranberry juice, and peach puree for a refreshing drink.
Screaming Banana
Enjoy the Screaming Banana Cocktail, a fruity blend of banana schnapps, apple juice, and orange juice. Perfect for a vibrant and refreshing treat!
Fuzzy Pecker
Try the Fuzzy Pecker Shot, a sweet and fruity mix of peach schnapps and apple juice. Perfect for a quick and refreshing treat!
Banana in Beer
Experience the Banana in Beer, a unique blend of bitter beer and banana. Perfect for a refreshing and quirky treat!
Purple Motherfucker 3
Try the Purple Motherfucker Shot, a bold mix of vodka, blue curacao, blueberry schnapps, and cranberry juice. Perfect for a vibrant and fruity kick!
Blond Headed Slut
Try the Blond Headed Slut Shot, a bold mix of herbal liqueur, peach schnapps, and apple juice. Perfect for a fruity and refreshing treat!
Red Headed Woodpecker
Enjoy the Red Headed Woodpecker Cocktail, a tropical mix of coconut rum, almond liqueur, and fruit juices for a refreshing treat!
Fruity Slut
Try the Fruity Slut Cocktail, a bold mix of herbal liqueur, peach schnapps, and fruit punch. Perfect for a refreshing and flavorful treat!
Dirty Redheaded Slut
Indulge in the Dirty Redheaded Slut Cocktail, a bold mix of raspberry liqueur, Canadian whisky, and peach liqueur. Perfect for a fruity and refreshing treat!
Blow Job
Try the Blow Job Shot, a fun and creamy party drink featuring Irish cream and almond liqueur. Perfect for entertaining friends with a playful twist.
Slippery Nuts Shooter
Try the Slippery Nuts Shooter, a sweet mix of butterscotch schnapps and almond liqueur. Perfect for a nutty and indulgent treat!
A Little Green Man From Mars
Experience the A Little Green Man from Mars Shot, a bold mix of herbal and peppermint liqueurs with a mint cherry twist. Perfect for a refreshing and adventurous shot!
A Little Dick`ll Do
Try the A Little Dick'll Do cocktail, a bold mix of Tennessee whiskey and citrus soda. Perfect for a refreshing twist on your classic whiskey drink.
Black Banana
Indulge in the Black Banana Cocktail, a rich blend of chocolate liqueur, crème de bananes, and orange liqueur, topped with whipped cream and a mint garnish.
Flaming Blow Job
Light up your party with the Flaming Blow Job cocktail! This bold punch combines bourbon, grain alcohol, and chocolate milk, topped with whipped cream.
Cum Shot 2
Try the Cum Shot 2, a creamy blend of peppermint schnapps and Irish cream topped with whipped cream. Perfect for a minty and indulgent treat!
Pattis Blow Job
Enjoy the decadent Patti's Blow Job Shot! Layers of coffee liqueur, Irish cream, and whipped cream for a delightful treat.
Cum Shot
Try the Cum Shot, a creamy blend of butterscotch schnapps and Irish cream topped with whipped cream. Perfect for a sweet and indulgent treat!
Dick Deming Martini
Savor the Dick Deming Martini, a classic blend of gin and white wine. Perfect for a sophisticated and refreshing drink!
Why settle for a regular cocktail when you can sip on something that’s as audacious as you are? Ready to take your cocktail game to the next level?
🍸 Fun Fact: The practice of naming cocktails in a risqué manner dates back to the Prohibition era, where such names added an element of excitement and rebellion against societal norms.
